Did you read our article on dangerous foods? (Dangerous foods) If so you would be aware that even the common sandwich shop wrap can cause a messy and sometimes stained occurrence. Beware of these slippery foods.
This made WUWO wonder about other common foods that we should be eating in a strategical manner. Because a quick bite on the way to the club can often spoil our night by giving us that little food stain on our shirt, dress or jeans. These stains make us feel so self-conscious we miss out on chatting to our future spouses. In turn we are left searching for our partner on www.dateadateandmate.com only to find out that after two years together we have too much in common and the relationship fizzles out - and are ultimately left with nothing!
So be warned and be ready as WUWO hope to give you the eating tips that could save your day.
The Common Kebab
Often considered as the ‘after pub meal’ the Kebab seems be a fairly safe bet. But if taken out of context and eaten before your night out; here is what to watch out for.
Dribble, sauce hands, hand dribble and the great pitta leak.
To avoid all of the above, try some or all of these: Stay seated. This sounds like a simple option and is the safest by far, but the takeaway may not always have room for you to sit. If there is no room why not find the closest bus stop. No time to sit? Try wrapping the Kebab in tissue paper, which will act as a sponge and soak up any of that unexpected leaking.
The Big Burger
The burger is really just a big round sandwich, but the burger possesses a number of threats when not tackled with respect. So look out for the below.
Lettuce dives, sauce dribble and bun cracking.
To avoid all of the above, try some or all of these: Eat with a knife and Fork. This is sure to attract attention in the fast-food establishment- but at the same time who cares; it’s not their clothes at risk of stains! You may need to carry your own set of cutlery and WUWO suggest the plastic types. But alternatively, if you’re on the ‘eat and run’ you need to look at lettuce dives. Lettuce dives often come with mayo attached; this is when the salad just falls through the bottom of your burger. If on the ‘eat and run’ you need to keep your burger held within it’s box, at a tilted position with hands moving both box and burger to the mouth.
A fairly safe bet, but if you are sauce mad (like WUWO) you may get stuck. You need to watch out for the below.
Sauce splashing, drowning chips and chip grease.
To avoid all of the above; try some or all of these. To have a safe and clean chip eating experience why not live by the following rule – ‘Stop and Chip; don’t Walk and Chip’. If you absolutely can’t stop and need to ‘Walk and Chip’ try using one of the wooden forks provided. These forks can be a bit tricky to use, but they could be your knight in woody armour and save you from ketchup-covered clothes. The other method is to lean forward and eat; best practiced when you are stood still, but you could also try this method walking backwards for best stain prevention results!
Here at WUWO we are devoted to making your life more enjoyable- so now you can navigate the minefield that is the local takeaway, you’ll be able to get by just that little bit easier!